Angela Merkel A Lizard

' to some people at least. The idea that high ranking politicians have been replaced by members of the reptiloid family is believed by quite a few 'creative' minds out there. According to those who believe in this conspiracy theory, the Queen, Bill and Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, of course, and even the two Bushes are all reptiloids (a reptilian humanoid creature). 

The Reptilian Conspiracy Theory

The Reptilian conspiracy theory revolves around the notion of reptilian humanoids, alternatively known as reptoids, archons, reptiloids, saurians, draconians, or lizard people. These mythical creatures, playing prominent roles in fantasy, science fiction, ufology, and conspiracy theories, gained significant attention through the efforts of conspiracy theorist David Icke. Icke claims that shapeshifting reptilian aliens have infiltrated Earth, assuming human form and wielding political power to manipulate human societies.

According to Michael Barkun, a professor of political science at Syracuse University, the roots of the reptilian conspiracy can be traced back to Robert E. Howard's 1929 story "The Shadow Kingdom," drawing inspiration from theosophical ideas found in Helena Blavatsky's 1888 work, "The Secret Doctrine." Howard's "serpent men" were described as humanoids with the ability to imitate humans, living in underground passages and using shape-shifting and mind-control abilities to infiltrate humanity. Despite its fantastical nature, Icke's conspiracy theory has gained popularity, with a 2013 poll indicating that 4% of registered voters in the United States believed in his ideas.

The Theory about Merkel

One can only guess that the Germans wanted their own representative of the reptiloid family and infiltrated Chancellor Merkel at one point, completely unnoticed by the public. Or was it noticed?

According to this anonymous Youtuber, Merkel shows typical signs of being a reptiloid. They claim that it was the German national anthem that caused Merkel's tremors. Due to the fact (!) that reptiloids can't stand positive energy ' I must be one myself as too positive energy makes me tremble as well and my hairs stands when I listen to the German national anthem.

NWO Fakten says that that anthem represents peace, brotherhood, etc. This causes the song to vibrate at a high frequency which is a torture to any reptiloid. This is not just some made-up fact by some 69-year-old right-wing sports reporter who possibly ate a few too many magic mushrooms. No. It has been proven in 'documentaries' like Mars Attacks. If you haven't seen that movie documentary, don't. Not everyone can handle that much truth. 

But even if you are still in doubt whether Merkel is indeed one of them, her trademark the Merkel'sche Raute is a blunt give away. The Merkel Raute (=rhombus) ' is a symbol for Satan's all-seeing eye. 

Well, you might wonder, why you are even reading all this, if it is clearly close to nuts to even consider such thoughts as potential truth. And I wondered that myself but here's the thing: Since I was 20 years old I've been interested in the human mind in many different ways. I believed many conspiracy theories myself ' and other stuff I wouldn't publicly confess today ' but this one would have exceeded even my imagination's capacity.

Most of these theories are anti-semitic in their nature. And so is this haneb'chene (=outlandish) idea of reptiloids in high positions. 

If you watch the video above to the end, they offenbaren (=reveal) their true, extreme right-wing, Gesinnung (= true attitude). I actually met a handful of people recently who do believe this without a trace of doubt. And they were smart, educated, and highly functional beings and not some Systemfehler (=system error) as one might assume.

There are several ways to deal with Verschw'rungstheoretikern (=conspiracy theory supporters). One is beautifully illustrated by the folks running the Denver Airport or by German public TV and another one is to learn to think for oneself. There's Skeptic.com for English speaking folks but if you want to improve your German hop over to the Gesellschaft zur wissenschaftlichen Untersuchung von Parawissenschaften e.V. or short GWUP.

It's mind-blowing (=atem beraubend, literally: breath-taking) what human beings can come up with. Why not entertain yourself a bit while learning German by reading about the creativity of the human mind in the field of conspiracy theories?

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